THE OXFORD COMMA IS A NECESSARY PIECE OF PUNCTUATION AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL PUNCH-UATE YOU IN THE FACE
The American journalism industry would beg to disagree
(Source: feliciadayum, via notabitbovvered)
"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money."
- Moliere (via stoweboyd)
FJP: that’s a lovely cynicism we can get behind.
Seriously, all I want to do is ask you a few questions about citrus greening, is that too much to ask?